Holy crap, this place exists?

Okay, so apparently I got an e-mail from someone directed to E-MAILZORED!!!, so I'ma gonna answer it then.

"Was just blog-browsing and came across your E-MAILZORED!!! blog.

Where in Mass are you from and why arn't you baseball-crazed? Isn't that like breaking some sort of law?? You geek :o!

- BlogStalker from nowheres

o_0"

Well, Mr. BlogStalker person, I am not at liberty to tell you where I'm from. What do you think this is, MySpace?

Baseball-crazed? No, unlike most of New England, I am not some nutjob who goes around in the street flipping over cars regardless of whether my team wins or loses. And if it is a law, I'm going on 10... possibly 20 years.

As for your "geek" comment, I am not a geek, I am a gamer. Geeks are more tech-savvy. I just barely ever go outside and am always playing video games. Hell, right now, I got The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction sitting in my GameCube.

This be SI, signin' off.

(btw, this e-mail is REAL.)

+Sane Intolerant+

Uuuhhgggg

I hate doing this but, people please I beg of you, please, e-mail us or else we will be forced to close down this site. So help us out and e-mail SI or me please.

Change of plans

Okay, instead of everyone being able to answer an e-mail, and since me and DR seem to be the only ones who have been e-mailed, it's just gonna be us against the e-mail world.

FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
*Gets hosed down and shot by tranquilizer guns*
-Sane Intolerant-

ok

I e-mail the person back don't worry
-Darkblaze Remix-

Thank You

First things first, thank you to the person who sent it to me, I love you as much as a stranger could.
Now on to the e-mail -

"uhh here it goes.

theres this guy i like a lot and i think he knows that i like him.. well anyway i was in his homeroom class in the morning cause my friend was there and i needed to talk to her. the minute he saw me he walked u to me n said "why are you here?" is he tryint to start a conversation or is he just rude? he also thinks i wear the type of clothes i wear as a "statement" is that suppose to be good or bad? cause i think i wear normal clothes..

and also

i rarely talk to him because like EVERYONE knows i like him. i think this other girl likes him too... but she claimes that she doesnt.. at least once everyother week she askes me "do you still like *****?" and i always say no because i dont want to tell her the truth. she is really good friends with him and she is in like almost all of his classes. do you think she likes him?

*you dont have to post this email if you dont want to*

from: me"

Lets see here, This sounds familiar
If you like him enough to date him then tell him you like him.
The more you put it off the harder it will be. trust me
But if your to afraid of rejection then have someone ask for you.
When he asked you "why are you here" he was trying to make conversation, in a way,
Just saying hi probably wouldn't be enough, he thought you would just say hi back and that's it.
If he wanted to be rude, he would have just walked right passed you not saying anything.
About what you wear, some statements are good, ask people about it.
Next, so what if everyone knows that you like him, good for them, talk to him anyways.
About this girl. My friend Whiteblaze Remix,(she's not really my sister) and I, are the best of friends, we can talk to each other about anything, even the most personal stuff, and she is in most of my classes, yet with all this, the idea of us liking one another, like you like this boy, never crossed our minds, your girl probably doesn’t have a relationship like I do, but she's probably just a friend.
In the end, just talk to the boy, get to know him, let him get to know you.
If he gives you the cold shoulder to much, just move on, you feel like a strong person, you'll be able to find someone better, I promise.
Good luck, and thank you again.
-Darkblaze Remix-

Alright!

Go DR! Way to answer that e-mail! Did you e-mail this person back to let her know you answered her e-mail? If not, you probably should.
-Sane Intolerant-

OMFG

Why the f* does no one e-mail us.
I mean we try to get feed back but you never talk to us.
please e-mail or coment, we need it to live.

-Darkblaze Remix-

Numbah 2

which came first the chicken or the egg?

is it half empty or half full?

why are the simpsons yellow?

why do old people have grey hair?

srry for buggin ya but these are questions that i have always wanted to be answered

tray tran


Ok, lets get started.

Chicken

Who drank my soda?!

Nuclear Plant (I guess)

So we can distinguish them from the young people with bad eyes, hearing, and wrinkles.

THIS E-MAIL IS REAL!!!1
-Sane Intolerant-

Two ways to do this

Alright, there are 2 ways to do this. This can be used for advice, or just random question answering. Not to be used for any other use, no purchase necessary, see package for further details.
-Sane Intolerant-

OMG!

The following e-mail is brought to you by the letter S.

hey,

im not sure what this is but my friend tells me its an advice thingy and i wanted to see how it works.

so im wanted to know if i have a boy friend and it seems like he likes football more than me what should i do.



Hmmmm... this is a tough one. If it seems like your boyfriend likes football more than you, then you should:

A: Talk to him. Bring it up in conversation. I'm sure he will understand that now that he has a girlfriend he might have to pay attention to you more. But, make sure he doesn't become obsessed with you. Trust me, I know how that feels.

B: Try to get into football more. If you like the same things, he'll feel like he'll be able to talk to you easier.

If anyone else here has some good ideas, try to help our friend out here.

THIS E-MAIL IS REAL!
-Sane Intolerant-

Wee!!! To much science fiction.....